{"product_id":"divorce-congratulations-card-fucking-finally","title":"Divorce Congratulations Card - You're Divorced. Fucking Finally.","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe divorce is final. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFucking finally.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 💚\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou’ve listened to the arguments. You’ve heard enough stories to personally dislike a man you weren’t even married to. You’ve nodded sympathetically through the solicitor updates and resisted saying \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“I fucking told you so”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e more times than anyone should reasonably have to.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBut the paperwork is signed, the marriage is officially dead, and now there’s only one appropriate thing to do: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ecelebrate.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front reads:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“FUCKING FINALLY. YOU’RE DIVORCED.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCongratulations. You can finally stop pretending you liked his family.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd inside:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“About bloody time.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause sometimes \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“sorry your marriage ended”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e really should be \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“congratulations on getting the fuck out.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Ink Appropriate","offers":[{"title":"A6 Standard","offer_id":66036445151622,"sku":null,"price":3.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"A5 Large","offer_id":66036445184390,"sku":null,"price":4.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1107\/4302\/8102\/files\/divorce-card-front-1086x1448.png?v=1790372030","url":"https:\/\/inkappropriate.co.uk\/products\/divorce-congratulations-card-fucking-finally","provider":"Ink Appropriate","version":"1.0","type":"link"}