{"product_id":"sorry-for-your-loss-but-wait-until-youve-seen-the-will","title":"Sorry For Your Loss - But Wait Until You've Seen The Will","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLosing a loved one is devastating. Obviously.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBut before they get \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003etoo\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e upset, there is one small matter that could considerably change the mood…\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe will.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause if they've inherited the house, suddenly things are looking a little brighter. And if they've been left absolutely fuck all? Well, apparently they weren't the favourite anyway, so why waste good tears on them?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe front reads:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTake all the time you need to grieve.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e…but don’t get too upset until you’ve seen the will.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThen, because apparently we haven't crossed enough lines already, inside reads:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“Anyway…\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhat did you get?”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThoughtful? Debatable.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAppropriate? Absolutely fucking not.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFunny enough to risk it? We think so.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Ink Appropriate","offers":[{"title":"A6 Standard","offer_id":66018558148998,"sku":null,"price":3.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"A5 Large","offer_id":66018558181766,"sku":null,"price":4.49,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1107\/4302\/8102\/files\/ChatGPT_Image_Sep_25_2026_06_25_36_PM.png?v=1790357159","url":"https:\/\/inkappropriate.co.uk\/products\/sorry-for-your-loss-but-wait-until-youve-seen-the-will","provider":"Ink Appropriate","version":"1.0","type":"link"}