Driving Test Congratulations Card - You Passed. Fucking Finally.
Driving Test Congratulations Card - You Passed. Fucking Finally.
They passed their driving test. Fucking finally. 🚗
After months of lessons, questionable manoeuvres and making everyone else drive them everywhere, they’ve somehow convinced an examiner that they’re safe to be left alone with a vehicle.
Which means no more “Can you drop me off?”
No more “Can you pick me up?”
And, most importantly, you’ve just gained a designated driver.
Honestly, this is a big day for everyone.
The front reads:
“FUCKING FINALLY.
YOU PASSED YOUR DRIVING TEST.
Congratulations. You may now terrify the general public unsupervised.”
Inside:
“Try not to kill anyone.”
A card for the newly qualified driver who has gained their independence, their freedom and the privilege of being asked for lifts every fucking time they leave the house.
Enjoy it while it lasts. The novelty of driving to McDonald’s at 11pm wears off surprisingly quickly.
THE ACTUAL CARD
- Available in A6 Standard and A5 Large
- Printed on premium card stock
- Printed message inside with space for your own questionable handwriting
- Supplied with envelope
- Designed and printed in the UK by Ink Inappropriate
WHEN WILL I GET IT?
Orders placed before 5pm are dispatched the same day. Because if you've left buying the card until the last minute, we're not here to judge. We're here to enable you.
Choose Royal Mail 1st Class or 2nd Class at checkout and the relevant Royal Mail delivery times will apply.
Unfortunately, Royal Mail cannot be bribed by us. We have checked.
CHANGED YOUR MIND?
No drama. Unused cards can be returned within 14 days of delivery for a refund. You'll just need to cover the return postage.
If your card arrives damaged or we've somehow sent you the wrong one, send us a photo and we'll sort it. No arguing with customer service bots required - we're actual humans.
Personalised items can't be returned unless there is a fault, because unfortunately we can't convince someone else that your nan's name is also their nan's name - and trying to would just be mean, even for us!