Graduation Congratulations Card - You Graduated. Fucking Finally.
Graduation Congratulations Card - You Graduated. Fucking Finally.
They fucking did it. 🎓
Three years of lectures they definitely attended, deadlines submitted with minutes to spare, questionable life choices and an absolutely criminal amount of student debt… and somehow they’ve come out the other side with an actual degree.
The front reads:
“FUCKING FINALLY. YOU GRADUATED.
Congratulations on spending three years becoming professionally qualified to apply for jobs requiring five years’ experience.”
Inside:
“Proud of you”
Because underneath all the piss-taking, you actually are. Disgusting.
Perfect for graduations, degree results and anyone finally escaping university armed with a certificate, a hangover and absolutely no idea what they’re doing next.
THE ACTUAL CARD
- Available in A6 Standard and A5 Large
- Printed on premium card stock
- Printed message inside with space for your own questionable handwriting
- Supplied with envelope
- Designed and printed in the UK by Ink Inappropriate
WHEN WILL I GET IT?
Orders placed before 5pm are dispatched the same day. Because if you've left buying the card until the last minute, we're not here to judge. We're here to enable you.
Choose Royal Mail 1st Class or 2nd Class at checkout and the relevant Royal Mail delivery times will apply.
Unfortunately, Royal Mail cannot be bribed by us. We have checked.
CHANGED YOUR MIND?
No drama. Unused cards can be returned within 14 days of delivery for a refund. You'll just need to cover the return postage.
If your card arrives damaged or we've somehow sent you the wrong one, send us a photo and we'll sort it. No arguing with customer service bots required - we're actual humans.
Personalised items can't be returned unless there is a fault, because unfortunately we can't convince someone else that your nan's name is also their nan's name - and trying to would just be mean, even for us!