Oasis Tickets Congratulations Card - You Have Officially Peaked
Oasis Tickets Congratulations Card - You Have Officially Peaked
Know someone who got Oasis tickets and has somehow managed to work it into every conversation since?
This one's for them.
Because apparently getting Oasis tickets is now their greatest life achievement. Marriage, children, career... all very nice, but did you know THEY GOT OASIS TICKETS?!
The front reads:
“CONGRATULATIONS ON GETTING OASIS TICKETS.
You have officially peaked.
Marriage, children, career... none of it will ever compare to this.”
And inside, one final gentle reminder:
“Try not to mention it every 14 fucking seconds.”
Perfect for congratulating the Oasis fan in your life — while simultaneously taking the piss out of them. As all good cards should.
THE ACTUAL CARD
- Available in A6 Standard and A5 Large
- Printed on premium card stock
- Printed message inside with space for your own questionable handwriting
- Supplied with envelope
- Designed and printed in the UK by Ink Inappropriate
WHEN WILL I GET IT?
Orders placed before 5pm are dispatched the same day. Because if you've left buying the card until the last minute, we're not here to judge. We're here to enable you.
Choose Royal Mail 1st Class or 2nd Class at checkout and the relevant Royal Mail delivery times will apply.
Unfortunately, Royal Mail cannot be bribed by us. We have checked.
CHANGED YOUR MIND?
No drama. Unused cards can be returned within 14 days of delivery for a refund. You'll just need to cover the return postage.
If your card arrives damaged or we've somehow sent you the wrong one, send us a photo and we'll sort it. No arguing with customer service bots required - we're actual humans.
Personalised items can't be returned unless there is a fault, because unfortunately we can't convince someone else that your nan's name is also their nan's name - and trying to would just be mean, even for us!