Pregnancy Congratulations Card - You're Pregnant. Fucking Finally.
Pregnancy Congratulations Card - You're Pregnant. Fucking Finally.
They’re pregnant. Fucking finally. 🩷
You’ve listened to the updates. You’ve analysed faint lines in photos like you work for fucking forensics. You’ve tried to say “just relax, it’ll happen” exactly zero times because you value your life.
And now it’s actually happened.
So obviously a tasteful little “congratulations on your wonderful news” card isn’t going to cut it.
The front reads:
“FUCKING FINALLY. YOU’RE PREGNANT.
I’ve never been so pleased to hear that someone came inside you.”
Inside, we briefly regain some dignity:
“Couldn’t be happier for you.”
Perfect for celebrating very wanted baby news with someone who appreciates congratulations served with a side of wildly inappropriate. 🩷
THE ACTUAL CARD
- Available in A6 Standard and A5 Large
- Printed on premium card stock
- Printed message inside with space for your own questionable handwriting
- Supplied with envelope
- Designed and printed in the UK by Ink Inappropriate
WHEN WILL I GET IT?
Orders placed before 5pm are dispatched the same day. Because if you've left buying the card until the last minute, we're not here to judge. We're here to enable you.
Choose Royal Mail 1st Class or 2nd Class at checkout and the relevant Royal Mail delivery times will apply.
Unfortunately, Royal Mail cannot be bribed by us. We have checked.
CHANGED YOUR MIND?
No drama. Unused cards can be returned within 14 days of delivery for a refund. You'll just need to cover the return postage.
If your card arrives damaged or we've somehow sent you the wrong one, send us a photo and we'll sort it. No arguing with customer service bots required - we're actual humans.
Personalised items can't be returned unless there is a fault, because unfortunately we can't convince someone else that your nan's name is also their nan's name - and trying to would just be mean, even for us!