Sorry For Your Loss - But Wait Until You've Seen The Will
Sorry For Your Loss - But Wait Until You've Seen The Will
Losing a loved one is devastating. Obviously.
But before they get too upset, there is one small matter that could considerably change the mood…
The will.
Because if they've inherited the house, suddenly things are looking a little brighter. And if they've been left absolutely fuck all? Well, apparently they weren't the favourite anyway, so why waste good tears on them?
The front reads:
“SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS.
Take all the time you need to grieve.
…but don’t get too upset until you’ve seen the will.”
Then, because apparently we haven't crossed enough lines already, inside reads:
“Anyway…
What did you get?”
Thoughtful? Debatable.
Appropriate? Absolutely fucking not.
Funny enough to risk it? We think so.
THE ACTUAL CARD
- Available in A6 Standard and A5 Large
- Printed on premium card stock
- Printed message inside with space for your own questionable handwriting
- Supplied with envelope
- Designed and printed in the UK by Ink Inappropriate
WHEN WILL I GET IT?
Orders placed before 5pm are dispatched the same day. Because if you've left buying the card until the last minute, we're not here to judge. We're here to enable you.
Choose Royal Mail 1st Class or 2nd Class at checkout and the relevant Royal Mail delivery times will apply.
Unfortunately, Royal Mail cannot be bribed by us. We have checked.
CHANGED YOUR MIND?
No drama. Unused cards can be returned within 14 days of delivery for a refund. You'll just need to cover the return postage.
If your card arrives damaged or we've somehow sent you the wrong one, send us a photo and we'll sort it. No arguing with customer service bots required - we're actual humans.
Personalised items can't be returned unless there is a fault, because unfortunately we can't convince someone else that your nan's name is also their nan's name - and trying to would just be mean, even for us!