You're Married - Voluntarily?!
You're Married - Voluntarily?!
Well, they actually went through with it.
For the newlyweds who’ve willingly signed up for a lifetime of sharing a bed, arguing about what to have for tea and asking each other where things are without actually looking for them.
The front reads:
“YOU’RE MARRIED
(Voluntarily?!)”
A little bit romantic. Mostly questioning their judgement.
Blank inside for your own message — sentimental, inappropriate, or somewhere in between.
THE ACTUAL CARD
- Available in A6 Standard and A5 Large
- Printed on premium card stock
- Printed message inside with space for your own questionable handwriting
- Supplied with envelope
- Designed and printed in the UK by Ink Inappropriate
WHEN WILL I GET IT?
Orders placed before 5pm are dispatched the same day. Because if you've left buying the card until the last minute, we're not here to judge. We're here to enable you.
Choose Royal Mail 1st Class or 2nd Class at checkout and the relevant Royal Mail delivery times will apply.
Unfortunately, Royal Mail cannot be bribed by us. We have checked.
CHANGED YOUR MIND?
No drama. Unused cards can be returned within 14 days of delivery for a refund. You'll just need to cover the return postage.
If your card arrives damaged or we've somehow sent you the wrong one, send us a photo and we'll sort it. No arguing with customer service bots required - we're actual humans.
Personalised items can't be returned unless there is a fault, because unfortunately we can't convince someone else that your nan's name is also their nan's name - and trying to would just be mean, even for us!