Break Up Congratulations Card - You Left Him. Fucking Finally.
Break Up Congratulations Card - You Left Him. Fucking Finally.
He’s gone. Fucking finally.
You’ve listened to the excuses. You’ve analysed screenshots in the group chat. You’ve said “as long as you’re happy” through gritted teeth while privately considering whether you could get away with pushing him into a canal.
But she’s finally done it.
He’s out. The girls are relieved. And somewhere, a dating app is about to gain a deeply emotionally unavailable new user.
Inside, we allow approximately 14 seconds for healing before moving onto the important stuff: changing the Netflix password and re-downloading the apps.
For break-ups, divorces, situationships that should have ended six months ago, and that one mate whose boyfriend everybody fucking hated.
Right. Re-download the apps. We’ve got work to do.
THE ACTUAL CARD
- Available in A6 Standard and A5 Large
- Printed on premium card stock
- Printed message inside with space for your own questionable handwriting
- Supplied with envelope
- Designed and printed in the UK by Ink Inappropriate
WHEN WILL I GET IT?
Orders placed before 5pm are dispatched the same day. Because if you've left buying the card until the last minute, we're not here to judge. We're here to enable you.
Choose Royal Mail 1st Class or 2nd Class at checkout and the relevant Royal Mail delivery times will apply.
Unfortunately, Royal Mail cannot be bribed by us. We have checked.
CHANGED YOUR MIND?
No drama. Unused cards can be returned within 14 days of delivery for a refund. You'll just need to cover the return postage.
If your card arrives damaged or we've somehow sent you the wrong one, send us a photo and we'll sort it. No arguing with customer service bots required - we're actual humans.
Personalised items can't be returned unless there is a fault, because unfortunately we can't convince someone else that your nan's name is also their nan's name - and trying to would just be mean, even for us!