Engagement Congratulations Card - You're Engaged. Fucking Finally.
Engagement Congratulations Card - You're Engaged. Fucking Finally.
Fucking finally. 💍
All those subtle hints paid off.
Sending him screenshots of rings she “just happened to see”. Pointing out every newly engaged couple within a 20-mile radius. Leaving jewellery websites open on strategically placed devices. Casually mentioning that “Sarah's boyfriend only took TWO YEARS…” and insisting she genuinely, honestly, absolutely wasn't bothered whether he proposed.
A masterclass in patience, persistence and increasingly unsubtle psychological warfare.
And look at that. A fucking ring.
This card is for the woman who always knew he'd get there eventually. He just needed a little encouragement. And several hundred hints.
Front reads:
“FUCKING FINALLY. YOU GOT ENGAGED.
Congratulations on successfully bullying him into it.”
Inside:
“Persistence pays off.”
Romance isn't dead. It just occasionally needs managing.
THE ACTUAL CARD
- Available in A6 Standard and A5 Large
- Printed on premium card stock
- Printed message inside with space for your own questionable handwriting
- Supplied with envelope
- Designed and printed in the UK by Ink Inappropriate
WHEN WILL I GET IT?
Orders placed before 5pm are dispatched the same day. Because if you've left buying the card until the last minute, we're not here to judge. We're here to enable you.
Choose Royal Mail 1st Class or 2nd Class at checkout and the relevant Royal Mail delivery times will apply.
Unfortunately, Royal Mail cannot be bribed by us. We have checked.
CHANGED YOUR MIND?
No drama. Unused cards can be returned within 14 days of delivery for a refund. You'll just need to cover the return postage.
If your card arrives damaged or we've somehow sent you the wrong one, send us a photo and we'll sort it. No arguing with customer service bots required - we're actual humans.
Personalised items can't be returned unless there is a fault, because unfortunately we can't convince someone else that your nan's name is also their nan's name - and trying to would just be mean, even for us!